And here comes Commissioner Gary Bettman! Wow, some swift justice for Patrick Kane, who has completely lost his mind! Unbelievable! (x) 

A very confused hockey commentator thinks Patrick Kane wants to fight his team, when in fact he just won his team the Stanley Cup. 


December 3, 2013: Andrew Shaw gets into an intense fight off the faceoff with Roussel for "taking liberties with Patrick Kane" in the previous game, not stopping even after his sweater went over his head. Kaner later thanks him with a headpat on the bench.



i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego


Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

“If there’s a better hockey player in the country, I’d like to know who it is. She is so special, and she’s impacting the game at an incredible rate.”—Brad Frost speaking  about Kessel’s talent (x).

it is 1.34 am and i just finished my mapping project. i’m torn between extreme joy and extreme exhaustion.




ESPN conducted a poll of the star players attending the League’s annual media days in New York this week: Who are the three players with whom you’d start an NHL franchise?

Giroux received one first-place vote — from Claude Giroux. “I have to believe in myself, no?” Giroux asked. (x)


Evgeni Malkin delivers tickets to season ticket holders.

is there any other aspect of your personal life that has been affected by this [concussion] at all?

i was watching parks and rec instead of mapping because i hate myself, and man. sometimes andy and april’s relationship really gets to me. i want a person who will drive to the grand canyon with me in the middle of the night because we’re young and stupid and in love with life.


If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

one day i will have a job. and a pens jersey.

the job is obviously more important though.

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